headcanon bro strider is like six foot two with the body of an mma fighter but he has a baby face and his eyes squint up when he laughs and he still has the poker face on lockdown dont get me wrong but its not a stern as you would expect

what if Bro’s polo wasn’t just any polo

but a Ralph Lauren polo

“where did you think i got this? walmart?”

(Source: benjums)

someone should write this in a much more literate and eloquent manner

but no

bro strider is a drag queen does shows and errythang

and one day dave is like “yo john you wanna go see some hot class a performing girls?”

and john is like “oh man dave is gonna take me to a titty bar hell yeah”

and they get there and the ladies come out and do their thang and john is like “wat”

and dave is just sitting there like “yeah go bro work it WERK THAT SHIT”

and john is even more like “… . wat”

then after the show dave takes john backstage and congratulates bro on a good show and all the other queens too because he’s like bffls with all of bro’s drag friends and john is like okay maybe this is cool but still wat

bonus points for queens hitting on john and he flips the fuck out

guys what if

racecar driver bro

and number one fan dave

and he sits in the pit at every race and has his own headset

and the crew loves having him around and buys him apple juice all the time

For some undisclosed reason, I needed a pic of Bro.

I go to save it.

And I spent a good 5-7 minutes laughing a lot harder than I should.

Oh, god, let me love you. That was one of the best RPs I’ve had. Trollplay can fall in a hole for disconnecting.

If you see this, I’d love to continue it, but in the meantime, I’m going to stalk Trollplay for you. (Okay, nevermind, Trollplay is throwing a tantrum or something.)

(I was the really sad and lonely Dave, by the way.)

Bad Pickup Line Bro just saw The Lorax.

Trollplay, you ignorant fuck. I was having hungover brotherly bonding and you disconnect.

To the Dave who woke up in Vegas, I would have totally ordered some pizza for us.

I also apologize for my lack of skill in paragraph RPing.

Bad Pickup Line Bro creates the weirdest pairings.