name's ben
16/texas/queer
i like homestuck and kpop and fancy clothes that i'll never wear
right now i just want to get through highschool with my sanity intact
askbox and fanmail are always open, i'd love to make some new friends
Earlier today I thought of something neat and had to write it out.
Dad Egbert headcanon, gooooooooooooo.
someone should write this in a much more literate and eloquent manner
but no
bro strider is a drag queen does shows and errythang
and one day dave is like “yo john you wanna go see some hot class a performing girls?”
and john is like “oh man dave is gonna take me to a titty bar hell yeah”
and they get there and the ladies come out and do their thang and john is like “wat”
and dave is just sitting there like “yeah go bro work it WERK THAT SHIT”
and john is even more like “… . wat”
then after the show dave takes john backstage and congratulates bro on a good show and all the other queens too because he’s like bffls with all of bro’s drag friends and john is like okay maybe this is cool but still wat
bonus points for queens hitting on john and he flips the fuck out
guys what if
racecar driver bro
and number one fan dave
and he sits in the pit at every race and has his own headset
and the crew loves having him around and buys him apple juice all the time
don’t worry casey, this will be great! :B
oh my god! are you okay? uh, i’ll get some bandaids!
… don’t tell your father.
I’m not even close to being sorry.
(Source: benjums)
I’m gonna write a bunch of drabbles about John and Dave and their adopted daughter Casey at various points in their lives.
Scenarios?
ZombieStuck Bro/Dirk
Oh, god, let me love you. That was one of the best RPs I’ve had. Trollplay can fall in a hole for disconnecting.
If you see this, I’d love to continue it, but in the meantime, I’m going to stalk Trollplay for you. (Okay, nevermind, Trollplay is throwing a tantrum or something.)
(I was the really sad and lonely Dave, by the way.)
