gay cowboys

so what if for like all of his assumed badassery, dave totally avoids scary video games because he knows he cant handle them and he doesnt want to embarrass himself

like bros always renting shit like amnesia and silent hill and tries to get dave to play but hes always like aahaha nope fuck that noise right in the anus because its bro and bro already knows hes a total pussy

but then like john invites him over for a totally brofest sleep over and he got literally the shittiest silent hill game (shattered memories, fyi) because he thought dave would be all over it for ironic purposes and hes trying to be a good boyfriend and shit

dave tries to subtly talk him out of it like “gee idk man its still kinda scary and like no joke, if you dont wanna, we wont” but johns like “no way, i heard this game sucks ass, we have to play it”

dave reluctantly plays, hoping its just as bad (and therefore not scary) as john says

and it is bad

but hes still a huge pussy and hes getting totally freaked out and john kind of starts picking up on that (read: OH MY GOD JOHN JOHN FUCK OH JOHN NO I CANT I STOP I LITERALLY NO JOHN PLEASE NO) and john kind of just cuddles him and takes the controller and keeps playing

and when scary stuff happens or it gets too suspenseful, dave just leans his face on johns shoulder and doesnt look 

someone should write this in a much more literate and eloquent manner

but no

bro strider is a drag queen does shows and errythang

and one day dave is like “yo john you wanna go see some hot class a performing girls?”

and john is like “oh man dave is gonna take me to a titty bar hell yeah”

and they get there and the ladies come out and do their thang and john is like “wat”

and dave is just sitting there like “yeah go bro work it WERK THAT SHIT”

and john is even more like “… . wat”

then after the show dave takes john backstage and congratulates bro on a good show and all the other queens too because he’s like bffls with all of bro’s drag friends and john is like okay maybe this is cool but still wat

bonus points for queens hitting on john and he flips the fuck out

don’t worry casey, this will be great! :B

oh my god! are you okay? uh, i’ll get some bandaids!

 … don’t tell your father.

I’m not even close to being sorry.

(Source: benjums)

I’m gonna write a bunch of drabbles about John and Dave and their adopted daughter Casey at various points in their lives.

Scenarios?